Tonya and PQBON's WebLog
My inner child is one year old!
Everything is new to me. I like watching the world
go by around me, and I don't sweat the small
stuff--or the large stuff, either. Just so long
as I stay warm and safe and dry, life's pretty
good.
How Old is Your Inner Child?
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NEWS.com.au | One man, one night, four wives (September 29, 2003)
"When we separated my first wife claimed no other woman would agree to marry me," said the man identified only as Mr Qahtani.
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The Onion A.V. Club | Savage Love
A few months ago, my fiancee found some of my porn videos and threw them out, telling me how much they upset her. We've been dating for six years, and as of two years ago, I have been officially banned from going to the strip club with my friends. I should also mention that whenever an attractive woman walks by, I have to look at the floor for fear that a stray glance will enrage my fiancee.
Her take is that looking at other women borders on cheating. She cried and cried this evening, sobbing that she doesn't understand why I need to so much as look at other women, saying it makes her feel like I'm not satisfied with her. I feel that pornography isn't cheating; if anything, it probably prevents a lot of men from cheating. By the way, my fiancee is a beautiful girl with a great body, so I can't understand how low self-esteem is such a factor. Any suggestions?
Porn Controversy
First, a little insensitivity: You would have to be an idiot to marry this insecure, inconsiderate bag of slop. She throws your stuff away? You can't look at a pretty woman on the street? That's the sort of crap you squelch before you marry someone, PC, unless you're really looking forward to that first divorce. If you love her and want to marry her, do her the favor of leveling with her: Of course you're not satisfied with just one sex partner. No man ever is! Men aren't wired for monogamy. Period. It's one thing for a woman to ask her man to make that commitment and be faithful; it's quite another for that woman to ask him to pretend that he's not even remotely interested in having sex with other people-to pretend, essentially, that he isn't a man. The true measure of a man's love isn't that he doesn't desire others, PC, but that he doesn't act on his desire for others. If your fiancee can't see that, well, then she has no understanding of men's sexuality and, consequently, no business being in a relationship with a man.
Once more, for emphasis: I wouldn't marry this woman if I were you. If you must marry her-if you love her and stuff-then you'll have to do what millions of other men in your shoes do: Tell the wife what she wants to hear, hide the porn, and pray you don't get caught.
And now for a little compassion from Loftus: "Pornography shocks a lot of young women because they don't understand the role it plays in many men's lives. Tell your girlfriend that you aren't comparing her to the women in porn-you aren't, are you? - so it's not an expression of dissatisfaction with her. It's just another way of expressing your sexuality. But if your girlfriend's mind is made up about this, if she isn't willing to listen to you, then maybe you should think about whether this relationship is worth the constraints she insists on putting you under." Which is Loftus' compassionate way of saying you would have to be an idiot to marry this insecure, inconsiderate bag of slop.
Nerve.com - I Did It for Science: Craig's List Casual Encounters by Grant Stoddard
I came into this experiment thinking I'd found a shortcut to sexual Valhalla. Although it didn't turn out that way for me, it could for some. Ultimately, like anything else, Casual Encounters is just a numbers game. Technology marches on, but the cock tease will never be obsolete.
I know two people in Japan, Rosy and David. I hope this effects neither!
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Tonight is the first time since I crashed that I am typing with both hands.
I just got back from the Dr. The xray-ed my arm and the Ti looks good. I have a few bone fragrament in wierd places that may be removed later if they are a problem. The chip they are most worried about is really close to my wrist. The skin on my arm is pretty beat. I didn't take pictures, mostly because it was pretty gross. My elbo is mostly fine, but my wrist and first nuckle on each hand are super stiff and have like 10 degrees of mobility each. Even that is pretty painfull.
I have a set of exercises that I'm supposed to do 3 sets a day, 15 reps a set. One is to restore complete mobility to my elbo, one is to restore rotary motion to my wrist, one is to restore mobility to my wrist and the final is to make a fist and then relax it.
Similar to my leg my arm is thowing internal stitches (I have threads hanging out of the scars on my arm).
I've been too afraid to ask how long before I'm healed. So I don't know for sure.
Tomorrow morning will be the first time I've been able to take a shower with out a bag on my arm.
I have to "shout" out to Christine who has been doing Ken and Amanda's role and making sure I get fed at least once a day. That and just hanging out and helping with stuff, stuff that a one handed man can't do by himself.
"Touching or stroking the breasts without touching the nipple and touching the pelvis near the pubic hairs of the aggrieved party can not be regarded as an act of obscenity", the sentence reads.
Its nice to see that people on campus are expressing themselves freely, and who knows, maybe some of these people genuinely believe that clothing intended for the other sex is just straight up more comfortable. So, I guess what I'm trying to say is, not that you guys out there who dress up like women should stop, just that you should try not to look so damn sexy, so that I don't check you out anymore.
Nerve.com - The Weekend Review by the Nerve staff
The obviously very troubled Alison Smith (r.) serves as bridesmaid at the wedding of her ex-husband and her mother. Two years ago, Alison found then-husband George Greenhowe in bed with Mom - ten days after their wedding! No hard feelings, apparently: "I may have lost a husband but I've gained a father," says Alison today.
Some 'enlargement' pills pack impurities
Making your penis bigger may make you sick. Here is a list of contaminants found in the pills: Random Bacteria, Yeast and Mold, Coliforms, E. Coli, Lead, Cadmium, and Pesticides
My roommates and friends have a new community blog: 1010 Blog
It won't have personal posts or personal info but will have interesting links and info. Expect the site to grow and evolve rapidly, at least when goonley, and metamanda get back from Maui.
Currently, the list of authors: PQBON, Goonley, Metamanda, and Honeyfield.
If you think you should be an author let us know.
www.cw.ua.edu - Strip traffic camera follows pedestrians
The Strip camera operator(s) manipulated the camera to zoom in on several college-aged women's breasts and buttocks as they walked down the street. The operator(s) also captured a group of young men who had spotted the camera's movement and were making various gestures and movements.
I just redid MT and loaded mysql behind it.
If you notice anything funky let me know. I haven't re-installed the spell checker yet. I will...
Ken just pointed out that Jonathan Taylor Thomas is Jon Thomas.... No wonder the emphasis on the Taylor part.
You're Criminal!
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Nerve.com - The Story of No by Eli Kintisch
"He said he loved me. I believe he really truly did. He was everything I would ever imagine in Mister Perfect, and still I didn't feel a thing. And I left him, broke his heart and mine. It hurt me badly hurting him. And I never explained to him why I went away. I didn't know myself . . . I DON'T NEED A GUY TO BE HAPPY. I AM HAPPY BY MYSELF. I DON'T HAVE TO BE LIKE EVERYONE ELSE. I just wish others could understand. "
Personally I can't directly relate to asexuals. However it is an interesting issue. Is it a lack of horomones? Is it normal? Is it a defect? Is it a beter way to live? I think I would be much more productive if I could stop thinking about sex.
BBC NEWS | Have Your Say | Your tributes to Johnny Cash
"He was a rock artist, a folk artist and a country artist but above all a man of the common people."
I knew of Johnny Cash because I went through high school in Folsom. Then at work Randy (a co-worker) used to blare Johnny after hours when working. But Meta really introduced me to his depth of work and his amazing life and choices.
Slashdot | US/Canada Power Outage Task Force Event Timeline
"The U.S./Canada Power Outage Task Force issued the Aug. 14, 2003 Sequence of Events at noon today. While no conclusions are drawn at this point, it does paint a pretty good picture of what happened and when it happened."
This is an interesting study in self healing network colapse. The ineresting thing about the power rating is that the system has opereating conditions both minimum and maximum that must be met for any component to be online. When these conditions aren't met the component (transmission lines, generators, powerlines, capacitors, transformers) remove them selves from the network. In this case, it appears that the system was running at 90% and had a 11% failure (yes, this is a simplification). This led to a colapse of the network.
Well, it is official, my 2003 R1100S SBX is totalled...
As a replacement I'm considering:
2003 Triumph Daytona 600
Honda 2003 RC-51
Honda 2003 CBR600RR
2003 Ducati 998
2003 Ducati Monster S4RWhat do people think? What should I get? What would you get?
In 1.5 weeks I get a removable splint for my wrist and I get to start rehabbing my elbow and wrist. I still don't know how long my healing will be...
It was funny, I was tired of the last splint and it didn't feel like it was doing anything. When it came off it became clear that it was doing more then I thought. My wrist was sore and only slightly mobile and my arm in general felt exposed and put upon. It didn't want to support its own weight.
And, yes, this was again typed one handed...
MTV.com - News -Legendary Pixies To Reunite For Tour, Album
n April, the legendary Pixies will reunite for the first time in over a decade. The notoriously quarrelsome quartet have buried the hatchet, clearing the way for all four original members to hop onstage together for a world tour, according to a spokesperson for the band.
OK, I know this is a show I refuse to miss!
Marital sparring is a recurring theme. Nick condescends to Jessica by explaining that a Chicken of the Sea tin contains fish, not chicken. Jessica spends $700 on underwear after Nick flirts with his back-up dancers. Nick tells Jessica that Nancy O
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ABCNEWS.com : How Much Does a Hurricane Weigh?
"The water in the little cloud weighs about 550 tons," she calculates. "Or if you want to convert it to something that might be a little more meaningful ... think of elephants."
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