May 22, 2005

Bachelor party...

With one week to go my buddies decided to through me a bachelor party. It wasn't quite the chill relaxed affair that I asked for but I think everyone there really needed to let go and blow off steam.

Needless to say being the guest of honor I threw up many times. I spent most of Saturday sleeping on a immaculately clean bathroom floor as my body disgorged every thing that has ever been in my stomach. This includes a boot or two that I think I accidently swallowed as a young child.

Even now, two days later, my body is still not very happy. I ache and hurt but I can eat and drink and the thought of alcohol no longer makes me want to throw up. You wouldn't believe how hard it is to watch TV when thinking about drinking makes you want to throw up...

Well, everyone who partied in my name on friday night, thanks for the lack of memories... I'm sure it was fun!

Posted by pqbon at May 22, 2005 6:06 PM
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Dude! Glad to read that you wept at the porcelain altar! Sorry I couldn't have stayed long enough to witness it!-))))) Hope some of those Pale Ales at the 'Lounge' contributed!


Posted by: Dan at May 28, 2005 6:47 PM

"Immaculately clean?" You *were* drunk.

Sorry about the horking. I tried to hold the calls from Ralph on the Big White Phone, but he insisted on being put through.

I thought it was pretty chill, considering the crew you had there. Thanks for giving us the excuse.

Posted by: Toochinator at June 14, 2005 1:53 PM