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How to give a blow job...

OK.. Not really, but an article in The Jumber Jack, a paper run out of Northern Arizona University, does have an article about how to give a blow job, actually it is more about how to give head. This has caused quite an uproar. It was a big enough deal that AP picked it up.

Personally, I don't see what the big deal is. Student run newspapers are for students. Going through the comments at the end of the article all the out rage was from either former students or community members. In my mind those people aren't the audience for a school paper. They certainly weren't the audience for the paper when I was at UCD. While we didn't have a sex how to in the paper, it was full of things that NO ONE, not even most students cared about. The more interesting things in the paper were pretty much only of interest to students. Even most of the coupons in school papers were targeted to students (most required the coupon and a valid student id).

Now, about the concern that "minors" make up a large number of collage students. Yes, minors do make up a large portion. Many collage freshmen are 17. Anyone want to bet how many of those freshman haven't given or received oral sex? How many haven't read a Dan Savage column? Listened to Love Lines? Called Love Lines?

The only real problem here is people not being comfortable with the fact that the modern youth culture has adopted sex in a very open and public way. Harvard now has a sex magazine. There is very little people can do to change this radical shift in youth. One thing I have to say, is at least they are honest about it. I'm willing to bet that 90% of the people that were "offended" by the article have given or received head or wish they had. Hopefull, after reading this article that offended them they will get a little better at it.

I included the article in the continuation since I suspect the school will pull it down...

Something to think about

by Claire Fuller
February 12, 2004

On Valentine's Day, nothing says "I love you" like oral sex. It's a great way to express your appreciation or love for someone.

First off, pick a place and a position.

Get the recipient to sit on the edge of something comfortable (a couch or bed) or lie down, and make sure the giver is comfortable too. Or engage in some serious multi-tasking by pleasing your partner and being pleased yourself at the same time - 69 style. Doing this lying on your side decreases the risk of suffocating one another.

Don't forget safety! Unless you are absolutely sure your partner is free of STDs, get a dental dam (very thin sheet of latex that covers the vaginal area) or a condom. Use it!

Now, have at it!

Let's start with cunnilingus. I think there are two ways to do this - fast and slow. Fast is good for those with the mindset of I-can't-wait-another-minute-I-need-it-now, like taking shots of tequila instead of sipping a vodka tonic.

The slow method is more Valentine's Day-esque, as it involves a lot of attention. Start on the upper thighs with little kisses and some light tickling with your fingers. Move in closer and keep kissing, licking and teasing, but continue to avoid the clitoris. Take your time here. The keyword is "tease." When the time is right head for the clitoris-sucking is popular.

Now let's talk fellati-the blow job.

Kiss the tip of the penis and hold the shaft in one hand or both hands (combining hands and mouth reduces jaw fatigue). Rotate your mouth around the tip of the penis, trace a line up the underside with your tongue or finger, and tickle the frenulum (the underside of where the glans meet the shaft) with the tip of your tongue-just keep moving. Don't forget the balls-they can be fondled or sucked.

Gentle pressure on the perineum (the patch of skin between the scrotum and the anus) stimulates the prostate without anal penetration. And as Stifler showed us in "American Pie II," the prostate is very sensitive.

And last but not least, remember reciprocity-good karma. After you've been orally pleased, thank the person by returning the favor. One good turn deserves another.

 
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