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I'm a 37-year-old father. I recently discovered that my 14-year-old son is jerking off. He was in his room and really quiet, so I opened the door and saw him. I was shocked! I told him that we need to have a talk later on, but I have no idea what to say. What on earth do I say to my son?
Shocked And Upset
Your son is 14 fucking years old, you moron. OF COURSE HE'S BEATING OFF IN HIS ROOM. Where did you beat off when you were 14? Buckingham Palace? If you don't know what to say to your son, SAU, I have a suggestion: "I'm terribly sorry I walked into your room without knocking, kiddo. I promise to respect your privacy in the future. Forgive me. What I did was wrong."
Posted by pqbon at August 12, 2003 11:14 PM | TrackBack