July 13, 2003

Not being gay...

Well, people seem to be confused... I'm not acutally gay. I am in to gay rights but mostly because I think people should be free to do what ever they want if it doesn't hurt anyone else.

I happen to have a prediliction for dick and fart jokes. I also know about both men and womens' fashion (how many guys know about A-frame dress, spagetti straps, and what colors look good on people). I know how to do makeup on both myself and others. But I'm lacking one key trait of the gay man. I'm not into dick. That and kissing any person with facial hair bugs me. If they are male or female it sucks... (Yeah, I've kissed guys... didn't do anything for me...) If I was a chick I would be a lezbian...

Sorry boys...

Posted by pqbon at July 13, 2003 1:15 AM | TrackBack
Comments

If I was a chick I'd be heterosexual.
You've kissed a guy in the mouth? I see all the signs. You're probably in the closet. That's it. You're so far in the closet you're hidding behind the A-frame dresses and spagetti straps.

Posted by: friskis80 at July 13, 2003 2:33 PM

eh, what's an a-frame dress look like?

Posted by: metamanda at July 14, 2003 5:40 PM

Sorry, thats A-line not frame... A-Frame is a suspension component on a car...

Posted by: PQBON at July 14, 2003 6:16 PM

ha, ha ha, well, i think that gay and lezbians or even bisexuals should be able to think or date and marriy as they like, and i am a guy man,

Posted by: matt at April 15, 2004 7:21 AM

IM A GAY MAN! AND PROUD. All though girls arnt that bad, its jest im into the dick!

Posted by: matt at April 15, 2004 7:24 AM