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Proverbial Quintisential Bus of Nuns...

My name is Will Deutsch or Steven William Deutsch Jr or Steven Deutsch or PQBON or Wilverine. I'm older then 12 but younger then 50. If you really want to know how old I am you have to send me a birthday present. This is my homepage. I also have a blog that I share with my girlfriend and a community blog for my house.

I often call my self an asshole, for those that want to know why, this is a link to a list I compiled for a friend to accomplish on at his bachelor party. Having throw 3 bachelor parties, I've gotten pretty good at it.

I live in a 3 bed room house in Mountain View, Ca with my girlfriend Tonya and a roommate Ken and most of the time his girlfriend Amanda or Meta. People often ask me why I live in California. Other then my job and the liberal nature of the state. California is beautiful year round. A cool blog thing that Ken put together is movabletypo.net

In '03 I had a bad year. I broke my leg in spring skiing and my arm in summer riding my motorcycle. My leg was broken in two places, technically. Each bone had large sections that were turned into chips so really there were more then 2 pieces. There was hundreds. My tibia went together well with a large rod down the center. My fibula had a 2 inch gap where the fragments were supposed to be. The doctors manged to piece it all back together. One problem I had was the rod in the tibia was too good. It was doing the job of the bone, so the bone wasn't growing together. They took out some of the stabilizing screws. Here is a picture of the screws taken out of my leg. One month after the surgery to take out the screws I had a appointment with my doctor to find out if the bone had started to heal. It had! That night coming home from an event in Palo Alto, I crashed my R1100S BXR by hitting a curb on the on ramp on US-101S. I broke my arm in 4 places. I broke the second metacarpal in my hand, my radius and two spots on my ulna. Two of the fractures (1 radius and 1 ulna) popped through my arm creating the dreaded compound fracture.Here is a picture of my arm after a month of healing.

My garage is fairly full. I currently own: 2000 BMW Z3 2.8 (the bitch) (.), 2002 Triumph Daytona 955i CE (the queen II)(.), 2002 Yamaha YZ250F (the Lolita)(.), 2004 Nissan Titan 4x4(.)(.), 2004 BMW R1150GS (the lemon)(.)and a Chinese Kit motorcycle trailer(.). I tend to have a high turnover rate in my garage. Former residents include: 1999 Toyota Tacoma 2x4(.), 2002 BMW F650GS (the brat)(.), and 2003 BMW R1100S Boxer Cup Replika (the queen)(.). That doesn't even include my girlfriend's dirtbike and my mothers dirtbike.


This is the geek test that Kemanda (Ken and Amanda) had me take:

Geek Test: I got 57.79093... According to the key, I'm like the 6th most geeky person in the world. However, I only rate as an extreme geek. According to their list there is only one geek god. I guess the geek world is mono-theistic.
Will Deutsch
Last modified: Thu Mar 25 18:43:38 PST 2004