Tresy transcribed this Colbert bit from last night's Daily Show. I'm hoping that Lisa Rein posts the video. (Note: from my recollection, it appears to me that some of the piece is missing that ties it all together. I'll repost tonight).
It is the best (and most humorous) deconstruction of Sen. Inhofe's and Rumsfeld's assinine assertions that the media and soldiers with digital cameras are the problem, not the actual torture of Iraqi civilians (akin to, if a tree falls in a forest, and nobody is around to hear it, it doesn't actually fall).
Jon Stewart: Stephen, what do you think about this idea that we are hearing from Rumsfeld, and now Sen. Inhofe, that the press was somehow irresponsible for releasing these photos of abuse?Stephen Colbert: Jon, I agree entirely with Secy Rumsfeld that the release of these photos was deplorable, but these actions of a few rogue journalists do not represent the vast majority of the American media.
Stewart: The journalists did something wrong?
Colbert: I'm just saying those journalists don't represent the journalists I know. The journalists I know love America, but now all anybody wants to talk about is the bad journalists--the journalists that hurt America.
But what they don't talk about is all the amazingly damaging things we haven't reported on. Who didn't uncover the flaws in our pre-war intelligence? Who gave a free pass on the Saddam-al Queda connection? Who dropped Aghanistan from the headlines at the first whiff of this Iraqi snipehunt? The United States press corps, that's who. Heck, we didn't even put this story on the front page. We tried to bury it on "60 Minutes II." Who's on that--Charlie Rose and Anglela Lansbury?
Stewart: Stephen, what do you think is at play here?
Colbert: Politics, Jon, that's what. Pure and simple. I think it's pretty suspicious that these tortures took place during a Presidential campaign. This is a clear cut case of partisan sadism. You know, come to think of it, I'm pretty sure those Iraqi prisoners want Bush out of office too. You know I wouldn't be a bit surprised if a pile of hooded, naked Iraqis has a job waiting for them in the Kerry Administration.
Stewart: So now you're not blaming this scandal on rogue journalists, you're
blaming it on miltiary partisanship.Colbert: Face it Jon, the press didn't take these horrific photos,
they were taken by members of the military. The press has always
supported our troops, but i think we now know who doesn't support our
troops: our troops.Well i say shame on them. They deserve better. Jon.