GROKLAW
The Grinch Who Stole Linux
-- by Scott Lazar
Every GNU
Down in GNU-ville
Liked Linux a lot...
But SCO,
who lived just North of GNU-ville,
Did NOT!
SCO hated Linux! The GNU Linux season!
Now, please don't ask why. No one quite knows the reason.
It could be that their heads weren't screwed on quite right.
It could be, perhaps, that their shoes were too tight.
But I think that the most likely reason of all
May have been that their bank account was two sizes too small.