Verisimilitude: Sometimes The Truth Hurts
I don't find your kids or their behavior particularly cute. In fact, I think your kids are hideously ugly. Your children are whining, crying, rude, nasty, deformed looking little brats that smell like shit and are in serious need of a good, sound beating. I would brutally murder your children and tack their dried skins on my wall as a trophy if I could get away with it. Trust me.
Do you really want someone like me bringing your kids chocolate milk? No?
Then leave them at home.
Meta are you writing articles for Versimilitude?
Posted by pqbon at October 30, 2003 06:40 PMno, but that definitely reads like something I could have written. :)
Posted by: metamanda at October 31, 2003 01:35 PM