The Onion | Idaville Detective 'Encyclopedia' Brown Found Dead In Library Dumpster
"It's true that Detective Brown and I didn't see eye to eye, but I would never do something so downright dirty rotten as murder him," Meany said. "Besides, it's a matter of public record that, at the time the crime was committed, I was at the North Pole watching the penguins."
Posted by pqbon at September 25, 2003 04:33 PM